YO, my name is Ashley and this is my garbage dump of a blog. Sighthounds, mental health stuff, opinions, and stuff that makes me laugh.
25, meat eater, bug lover, art student, queer, and an alphabet soup of mental problems. This is a side blog.
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because i know of four students who pulled stunts like this all the time
I need feminism; because the bra straps of a twelve year old shouldn’t make a 40 year old married principal with two daughters “uncomfortable”
So am I allowed to walk around adult women who are mothers and grandmothers at work with my cock out or what
in what world is someone’s dick equivalent to a bra strap
Do you ever ‘wtf white people’ even though you are a white people.
All the time
it always bums me out when people reblog my photo of the dall’s porpoise and delete my caption/source so they can add stupid little bohemian text symbols or self-promote :/
This happens to me a lot with my photos of my dog and whenever I call people out on it, they seem genuinely confused. Oh, removing credit is bad? Golly gee!
“some historians think that michelangelo was drawing god in a human brain. very few people knew what one looked like at the time; but michelangelo had dissected cadavers and would have known. it even has the hint of a brain stem. if true this would have been a great “fuck you” to the pope whom he was not friendly with but also would have meant god was in a human brain, or created by man.”
also michelangelo painted a baby angel flipping off the pope
the blond one, you see his right hand? that’s called the fig and it’s an old world european gesture for ‘fuck you” because apparently Pope Juluis II was a total raging asshole and everyone hated him
but nobody ever noticed this little fucker because the ceiling was so high
and then thirty years later they called michelangelo back to paint the wall behind the altar and he wasted no time in painting the gates of hell behind the pope’s chair
what a badass
It amuses me to this day how much Michelangelo hated his job
thats because michelangelo was a sculptor. when he was told to paint (the ceiling of the sistine chapel) he was like what the fuck but if he refused to do so the pope said hed get another person to finish the tomb hed instructed michelangelo to sculpt
correct me if im wrong/ add more info if youd like
YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER
I’ve reblogged this with like 3 different added captions and they all get me every time
I’ve been waiting for this joke for ages
THIS IS A JOKE I NEVER EVEN KNEW I WANTED.
elsa + rapunzel
i… didn’t notice until i read the description……….
my friend saw this and said “it’s the bae - … why is she wearing elsa makeup”
wow that is damning
Holy shit. I also didn’t notice until I read the description.
100,000 notes and I wonder how many people realise this line was improvised by a 7 year old
For those that don’t know, this is a show called Outnumbered. A British show where the child actors are only given guidelines not actual lines so they say whatever feels natural for them to say in the scene. I think only the oldest brother has actual lines. If I remember correctly this girl was the youngest person in the country to ever win a comedy award.