fightingforwhales:

brokenbvcky:

I’VE JUST SEEN KILLER WHALES!!!!! 🐋 I’M SO HAPPY I COULD PEE

I hate to be a downer but that looks like a humpback whale.

I’m hoping they meant “killer” as in “cool” or “awesome”.

fightingforwhales:

brokenbvcky:

I’VE JUST SEEN KILLER WHALES!!!!! 🐋 I’M SO HAPPY I COULD PEE

I hate to be a downer but that looks like a humpback whale.

I’m hoping they meant “killer” as in “cool” or “awesome”.

misterelguapo:

We blindfolded 15 homophobes and asked them to hit piñatas with a stick. The piñatas were actually deadly Asian giant hornet nests. What happens next will warm your heart.

sassmaester:

because i know of four students who pulled stunts like this all the time

sassmaester:

because i know of four students who pulled stunts like this all the time

princessoffloral:

collectiveassbutts:

earthswinds:

I need feminism; because the bra straps of a twelve year old shouldn’t make a 40 year old married principal with two daughters “uncomfortable”

So am I allowed to walk around adult women who are mothers and grandmothers at work with my cock out or what

in what world is someone’s dick equivalent to a bra strap

incompleteicarus:

Do you ever ‘wtf white people’ even though you are a white people.

All the time

fightingforwhales:

it always bums me out when people reblog my photo of the dall’s porpoise and delete my caption/source so they can add stupid little bohemian text symbols or self-promote :/

This happens to me a lot with my photos of my dog and whenever I call people out on it, they seem genuinely confused. Oh, removing credit is bad? Golly gee!

mage-of-ass:

postmodernismruinedme:

vardaesque:

unusualjourney:

what-rabbit-hole:

“some historians think that michelangelo was drawing god in a human brain. very few people knew what one looked like at the time; but michelangelo had dissected cadavers and would have known. it even has the hint of a brain stem. if true this would have been a great “fuck you” to the pope whom he was not friendly with but also would have meant god was in a human brain, or created by man.”

Interesting.

also michelangelo painted a baby angel flipping off the pope

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the blond one, you see his right hand? that’s called the fig and it’s an old world european gesture for ‘fuck you” because apparently Pope Juluis II was a total raging asshole and everyone hated him

but nobody ever noticed this little fucker because the ceiling was so high

and then thirty years later they called michelangelo back to paint the wall behind the altar and he wasted no time in painting the gates of hell behind the pope’s chair

what a badass

It amuses me to this day how much Michelangelo hated his job

thats because michelangelo was a sculptor. when he was told to paint (the ceiling of the sistine chapel) he was like what the fuck but if he refused to do so the pope said hed get another person to finish the tomb hed instructed michelangelo to sculpt

correct me if im wrong/ add more info if youd like

literallysame:

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

I’ve reblogged this with like 3 different added captions and they all get me every time

literallysame:

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

I’ve reblogged this with like 3 different added captions and they all get me every time

artbymoga:

stylefordays:

tyleroakley:

9 words to make you really think.

This. Is. Profound.

This is something everyone should see

artbymoga:

stylefordays:

tyleroakley:

9 words to make you really think.

This. Is. Profound.

This is something everyone should see

Reblogged from Swandog Studio

pachurz:

triijunk:

dorkly:

The Most Dangerous Gamer

I’ve been waiting for this joke for ages

THIS IS A JOKE I NEVER EVEN KNEW I WANTED.

wingedbeastie:

jontheangel:

nooby-banana:

constable-frozen:

elsa + rapunzel

i… didn’t notice until i read the description……….

my friend saw this and said “it’s the bae - … why is she wearing elsa makeup”

wow that is damning

Holy shit. I also didn’t notice until I read the description.

dangerhamster:

100,000 notes and I wonder how many people realise this line was improvised by a 7 year old

For those that don’t know, this is a show called Outnumbered. A British show where the child actors are only given guidelines not actual lines so they say whatever feels natural for them to say in the scene. I think only the oldest brother has actual lines. If I remember correctly this girl was the youngest person in the country to ever win a comedy award.

thedorkiestviking:

papadaftpunk:

american sex education be like

image

UI JUST SPIT OUT MY JUICE

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